You would be wrong. {especially that last one.}
No. The best invention ever - is this:
I attempted trysts with Resolve carpet cleaner and even a pricey rendezvous with the Stanley Steamer guy before my relationship with this handsome spot cleaning doctor of love began. Although these other encounters were not only consensual, but also moderately effective, they cannot compare to my Spotbot Pet. I shall never love another. His cleaning powers last. They are deep. Me and my margarita-drinking-sitting-on-the-couch-and-watching-this-puppy-do-all-the-work self will never be the same.
It is true love.
The end.
