Dad: If you were stranded on a desert island with just one girl - who would you want it to be?
Meiners: Mommy.
Dad: If you could eat only one food forever - what would it be?
Meiners: Doritos.
Dad: If you could do only one thing - what would it be?
Meiners: play baseball with you.
Dad: If you could only play one sport ever again - what would it be?
Meiners: Baseball.
Dad: If you could only talk to one person - who would it be?
Meiners: Jesus.
Mommy melts.
