Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?

In the car the other day...

"Mom?"
"Yes, Meiners?"
"You know those girls that love me too much?"
(Stifling a laugh) "Yes, Honey, I know those girls."
"They always want to sit by me. I tell them to sit somewhere else."

Well, Dear...one day you'll be wanting to sit by them.

I guarantee it.
(and maybe we should be a little nicer to them until then...)